The Spiral Tattoo by Michael J. Parry

February 3rd, 2012

 The Spiral Tattoo By Author Michael J. ParryBook Title: The Spiral Tattoo
An Elanore and Gurt Tale

Author: Michael J. Parry

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 Law comes in two sizes: six inches and eight feet.
Elanore, the eight-foot tall troll, and Gurt, the six-inch tall (don’t you dare call me a fairy) Eleinu, both guardsmen in the city of Delvenport, tackle their most baffling case yet.  When they find a dead waitress, naked except for an intricate tattoo in a spiral across her body, they’re launched into an adventure in the seedier side of  Delvenport, filled with rogue mages, prostitution, and narcotics.
But can they solve the case before madness and riots take over the city?
The popular Podiobook is now a full-length novel.

Format: eBook
ISBN: B0058DUKOU
Publisher: Sky Warrior Book Publishing
Publication Date: January 01, 2011

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OUR OPINION

This is the first novel from Michael J Parry, based on a story originally released as a serial podcast, and it’s great; reading like a blend of Terry Pratchett and Kim Harrison, with fast paced action, witty dialogue and an interesting storyline.

The Spiral Tattoo is a fantasy murder mystery, not quite urban fantasy, but has a similar feel, set in a more traditional fantasy environment, with our two protagonists being Gurt, an Eleniu (fairy) who’s a smart mouth little arse, and also the main voice of the story; and Elanore, a troll who happens to be a freak of nature, being blessed with above average intelligence, and for some reason, the need to speak very formally. These two have a couple of murders to solve and a drug ring to bust,

Mr Parry has two major things going for him with The Spiral Tattoo, an excellent opening paragraph, and a really fantastic last chapter, and the bits in the middle will happily get a reader from a to b.

Although I enjoyed the premise and delivery of the story, I found the dialogue very difficult in many places and I didn’t actually like our main character, Gurt, which made it harder to form an emotional connection to the story.

Our other character, Elanore, is supposed to be a very articulate troll, with an insistence of speaking very correct English, so we have a lot of ‘we would have” rather than “we’d’ve”. This is, again, an interesting idea, but didn’t quite hit the mark. It wasn’t delivered in an overly formal manner of perhaps aristocracy or even the stilted formal style made famous by Mr Spock, but just as a language void of any form of slang. This made for very difficult and clumsy dialogue, particularly as it wasn’t always consistent, and I found the unnatural flow of the conversation kept throwing me out of the story just as I was starting to get engrossed.

Which led me to notice Gurt and his moralising

Gurt tells us he’s not a prude, but my gosh the things those people were doing on stage, in a strip club, and he spends a fair amount of time questioning the morals of the folks working in the brothel, the poor who are drinking in a bar, and wondering why poor would gamble their last dollar. If someone would please enlighten the poor upperclass snob fairy as to why these things happen in society I’d be forever in your debt (Elanore, I believe it’s your job to slap a little social awareness into your partner).

But despite those annoyances (which are big ones for me, I loathe overt moralising in my fiction), I STILL enjoyed the story, which does rather imply it’s rather good really. If you’re looking for an original, easy read, then The Spiral Tattoo is for you. It is a very addictive story. I’m looking forward to hopefully reading a second book in the Gurt and Elanore world.

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Don’t Bite the Messenger by Regan Summers

February 1st, 2012

 Don't Bite the Messenger By Author Regan SummersBook Title: Don’t Bite the Messenger

Author: Regan Summers

Anchorage, Alaska

The vampire population may have created an economic boom in Alaska, but their altered energy field fries most technology. They rely on hard-living—and short-lived—couriers to get business done…couriers like Sydney Kildare.

Sydney has survived to the ripe old age of twenty-six by being careful. She’s careful when navigating her tempestuous clients, outrunning hijackers and avoiding anyone who might distract her from her plan of retiring young to a tropical, vampire-free island.

Her attitude—and immunity to vampires’ allure—have made her the target of a faction of vampires trying to reclaim their territory. Her only ally is Malcolm Kelly, a secretive charmer with the uncanny habit of showing up whenever she’s in trouble. Caught in the middle of a vampire turf war, Sydney has to count on Malcolm to help her survive, or the only place she’ll retire is her grave…

Format: eBook
ISBN: 9781426893070
Publisher: Carina Press
Publication Date: January 16, 2012

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ALI’S THOUGHTS

Fun and fast paced, Regan Summers has created a story that takes the best aspects of a good urban fantasy, the best aspects of a steamy Paranormal Romance, and then combined them to make an adrenaline packed pager turner novella guaranteed to make to you late back from lunch.

Mary (not her real name) is the best courier in Alaska, and, unknown to her, she’s become the favourite of the local vampire boss. But when a new faction starts to make overthrow moves, he puts Malcom on to check her out, and if she’s innocent, keep her safe.

As with most urban fantasy, Mary is strong, independent, and has had the childhood from hell. But rather than become bitter, twisted or jaded, she’s just very aware, and she plans her life for the best escape routes. So she’s a great character, and very well developed, particularly within the confines of a novella.

The ending was a bit rushed, a bit abrupt, and certainly leaves room for further installments, but Regan still manages to tie this story up well. This poor reader will just have to keep her eye out for more stories from this world.

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WOW! Pure By Julianna Baggott

January 26th, 2012

Pure By Author Julianna BaggottBook Title: Pure

Author: Julianna Baggott

We know you are here, our brothers and sisters . . .
Pressia barely remembers the Detonations or much about life during the Before. In her sleeping cabinet behind the rubble of an old barbershop where she lives with her grandfather, she thinks about what is lost-how the world went from amusement parks, movie theaters, birthday parties, fathers and mothers . . . to ash and dust, scars, permanent burns, and fused, damaged bodies. And now, at an age when everyone is required to turn themselves over to the militia to either be trained as a soldier or, if they are too damaged and weak, to be used as live targets, Pressia can no longer pretend to be small. Pressia is on the run.

Burn a Pure and Breathe the Ash . . .
There are those who escaped the apocalypse unmarked. Pures. They are tucked safely inside the Dome that protects their healthy, superior bodies. Yet Partridge, whose father is one of the most influential men in the Dome, feels isolated and lonely. Different. He thinks about loss-maybe just because his family is broken; his father is emotionally distant; his brother killed himself; and his mother never made it inside their shelter. Or maybe it’s his claustrophobia: his feeling that this Dome has become a swaddling of intensely rigid order. So when a slipped phrase suggests his mother might still be alive, Partridge risks his life to leave the Dome to find her.

When Pressia meets Partridge, their worlds shatter all over again.

Format: Trade (UK) Paperback, 416 pages
ISBN: 9780755385492
Publisher: Headline Fiction
Publication Date: February 01, 2012

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OUR THOUGHTS

Pure takes dystopian fiction and turns it on its ear with this highly original, provocative, intense, and very, very well written story.

Ms Baggott has created a post apocalyptic world of the most powerful contrasts. In the dome, the blessed few are perfect; leading ideal lives waiting for the outside world to stabilise enough for them to re-inhabit the earth. In the outside, those wretches not blessed with a ticket to the dome when the detonations went off, are walking horror stories. When the explosions occurred people were fused; fused to each other, to the buildings, to the intangible objects they were holding; and not just physically fused, their DNA was somehow altered, so their children are bizarre mutants also.

In many dystopian novels the basic theme is one of the ‘protected’ discovering that there is a world that’s been hidden from them, and usually someone from the ‘outside’ teaches them the reality of the way things are. But in Pure we’re giving so many twists, so much misinformation no one, inside or out, really knows what the truth is, not even those who think they’re controlling the truth.

This is what makes pure just an incredible page turner, despite the true horror; the constant twists cause addiction, creating a strong desire to know what’s going to happen next. When combined with great characters it’s a winning combination.

Although the characters themselves are all a little predictable, they’re well developed, and the interaction is cleverly written, allowing for discovery and further development in a natural pace.

The story is non-stop, from horror to love, from action to creation and discovery, it’s well paced to keep the pages turning, and is guaranteed to cause sleep deprivation.

Some of the elements are quite horrifying, and I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it for those with delicate sensibilities, but the ending is well worth it.

This is the first part in a series, but is a complete story within itself, so no need to worry about suffering through horror to be left hanging. Pure has received a lot of hype, and it’s justified, this is going to be a great series.

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A Little Night Magic by Lucy March

January 23rd, 2012

A Little Night Magic By Author Lucy March

Book Title: A Little Night Magic

Author: Lucy March

Olivia Kiskey needs a change. She’s been working at the same Nodaway Falls, New York, waffle house since she was a teenager; not a lot of upward mobility there. She’s been in love with Tobias, the cook, for the last four years; he’s never made a move.

Every Saturday night, she gathers with her three best friends – Peach, Millie, and Stacy – and drinks the same margaritas while listening to the same old stories. Intent on shaking things up, she puts her house on the market, buys a one-way ticket to Europe, and announces her plans to her friends . . . but then she meets Davina Granville, a strange and mystical Southern woman who shows Olivia that there is more to her life than she ever dreamed.

As Liv’s latent magical powers come to the surface, she discovers that having an interesting life is maybe not all it’s cracked up to be. The dark side of someone else’s magic is taking over good people in town, and changing them into vessels of malevolence. Unwilling to cede her home to darkness, she battles the demons of her familial past and her magical present, with those she loves at her side . . . and in the cross fire.

Can the most important things in life – friendship, love, magic, and waffles – get her through the worst that the universe can throw at her?

Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781250002679
Publisher: Griffin
Publication Date: January 31, 2012

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ALI’S THOUGHTS

A little night magic is a light fun read, full of laughter, friends, love and even a few tears.

Set in a small town, we get the tight friendships of four women who’re very different. Our main protagonist, Olivia, has just found out that not only does she have magic, but she also had a sister she never knew about, who’s recently been murdered, and the same someone who killed her sister is after her. If that’s not enough her friends are falling apart and the guy she’s been in love with was a total arse when she confessed her feelings.

There are a few layers to this story, and it’s these layers that really keep the pages turning, and although the characters are relatively easy to like the overwhelming urge to shake ‘Liv’ by the scruff of the neck and tell her she’s a dumb-arse is almost impossible to resist.

The characters are rather cookie-cutter-ish, but the author, Lucy March, does manage to make them dance new tunes, so rather than coming across as too clichéd we are just given comfortable old faithfuls.

With a few sniggers, a few laugh out-louds, a few moments of heart in the mouth and a few silent tears shed, this isn’t a complicated story, but it is an enjoyable read.

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Delightfully Descriptive: By His Majesty’s Grace

January 20th, 2012

 By His Majesty's Grace By Author Jennifer Blake

Book Title: By His Majesty’s Grace
Three Graces of Graydon # 1

Author: Jennifer Blake

The Three Graces of Graydon are well–born sisters bearing an ominous curse: any man betrothed to them without love is doomed to die.

Much to her chagrin, Lady Isabel Milton has been given to Earl Rand Braesford—a reward from the Tudor king for his loyalty to the throne. The lusty nobleman quickly claims his husbandly rights, an experience Isabel scarcely hoped to enjoy so much. But youth and strength may not save Braesford from his bride’s infamous curse…

Accused of a heinous crime with implications that reach all the way to King Henry himself, Braesford is imprisoned in the Tower, and Isabel is offered her salvation—but for a price. She has the power to seal his fate, have him sent to the executioner and be freed from her marriage bonds. Yet the more Isabel learns of Rand, the less convinced she is of his guilt, and she commits to discover the truth about the enigmatic husband she never expected to love.

Format: A-Format Paperback
ISBN: 9781921793936
Publisher: Mills & Boon
Publication Date: February 01, 2012

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ALI’S THOUGHTS

By His Majesty’s Grace is a delightful, easy to read period romance. Full of description and a few lessons in history, it makes a great read for anyone with an interest in the Tudor period.

The abundance of description is used to develop the plot, the colours of the wedding garments to emphasize not only the union but to also highlight their favour with the king, but for those readers that enjoy pure plot in their stories this may get rather tedious. Likewise the history lessons, although served to pin point the period and allow the reader to work out who is who in the cast without the need for complicated character development, really only came into its own near the end when the intrigue starts to unfold and the mysteries resolved.

Our main players are Rand Breaesford and Isabel. Isabel devised the idea that her and her younger sisters were cursed to try and protect them, and herself, from the type of brutal husband their mother had married after their father died. She is a clever, astute and witty woman who really is terrified of marriage, abused by her step brother she doubts any man will do other than beat and rape her, but a woman of her rank must do her duty, and do as her king orders.
Rand is devilishly handsome, barstard son of a whore and a baron, he won his rank in service to the king and is walking honour and duty, a lover of woman, protector of children and friend to the bests sort of chap.

I did enjoy the rather slow manner in which he won Isobel over, there wasn’t really a sudden “I hate him -> oh no I love him” moment, you can see the love slowly build between them… Although I did doubt whether they’d ever get around to consummating the marriage, it was amusing to see the passion awakened in Isobel and to have her demand more of him… the hussy!

The foundation plot, underneath all of the trying to get married and have it off, is the mystery of what happened to the king’s mistress and her new born daughter.

I loved the twists in this aspect of the story and that we can have a little intrigue to sink our teeth into amongst the happy predictability of romance made this a bit if a page turner.

Defiantly a book to enjoy if you are into history and wanting an entry into historical novels, but if you don’t like you books heavy on description then stay well away.

Fun, light, enjoyable historical romance with a good dose of suspense.

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